I like to get my geek on, eat fresh pineapple, and make soap from the fat that my customers liposuction out of their bodies. Oh yeah, i’m paralyzed from the shoulders down. Gimp is NOT a four letter word. Well at least figuratively it isn’t. Don’t tell me what I can or can’t call myself. I’m a gimp and I’m proud of it. YouTubeTumblr (3.0; @sphincter-envy)http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A3m8bRZFkbKER19zaIp03Do&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Punk music makes my heart sing!</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/48779039478http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/48779039478Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:57:08 -0400musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A4LJeVkecWOtz2KtqDEJWrc&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Music + HTML + Coffee makes this gimp so happy! #ilovemyjob</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/48694418276http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/48694418276Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:34:37 -0400musicspotify<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/krGsAMJraMQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I wish they would come wash my window! </p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/47039966210http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/47039966210Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:13:30 -0400dirtyFTWSmackThePonyyesplease@anandarose<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3c0af17c11d9b26fec46ceac94ee439/tumblr_mkhe1bDbm51r81ceyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwantnotneed.tumblr.com/post/46678067152/chocolate-zombie-bunny" target="_blank">iwantnotneed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Chocolate Zombie Bunny!! </p> </blockquote>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46679756967http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46679756967Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:29:22 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KdxEAt91D7k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46651125922http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46651125922Sat, 30 Mar 2013 01:38:13 -0400kidsnippetsmathclassmathhilarityschooledumacation<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6CPkmpJAwEPmTqk1VJTD01&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46514615345http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46514615345Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:47:51 -0400musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A03CriazpB2duaPSpiYE0c3&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46513963889http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/46513963889Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:37:14 -0400musicspotifyHappy Pi Day! Do yourself a favor and check out these Pi Pies. ow.ly/iV0Cihttp://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/45340648073http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/45340648073Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:43:30 -0400pipiemathgeometrygeek3.14<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UD8tGWIqA-c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title long-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title='The Ragtime Gals: "SexyBack" (w/ Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake)'>The Ragtime Gals: “SexyBack” (w/ Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake)</span></h1></p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/45265044974http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/45265044974Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:11:24 -0400jtjustintimberlakejimmyfallonlatenightTheRagtimeGalssexybackacapella<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95afc74e1df94e3a54edabb996f3dd30/tumblr_mgpbz5QtQA1ryr69wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/43441402941http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/43441402941Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:00:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3135a0d5bb2ded8e7ceeed667408050/tumblr_meshd2QvzK1ry46hlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hobolunchbox.tumblr.com/post/37598202931/randy" target="_blank">hobolunchbox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Randy.</p> </blockquote>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/42332111271http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/42332111271Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:22:38 -0500<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="https://www.facebook.com/v/107984602712305" /><embed src="https://www.facebook.com/v/107984602712305" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Incredibly Smart Cat</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/41116275150http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/41116275150Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:53:47 -0500incrediblesmartcat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cbb2d82ad63a328cafd24d7e59cf9dd/tumblr_mga04iNCo81qad8k9o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s been thirteen years since I had a stroke. It doesn’t seem that long. Here’s to another thirteen years!</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/39957568863http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/39957568863Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:17:10 -0500strokeanniversarytraumatic-event<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2259f7a559afa1e45803a3a64ec2a0ff/tumblr_mfuuae7GM31qad8k9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, i’m sorry Pa-pa. Was this your chair? </p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/39226206656http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/39226206656Sun, 30 Dec 2012 12:38:00 -0500dibskittykittysaysminereclineryoinkanandarosewarkitten<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/sphincter-envy/38571910046/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_38571910046" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="266" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Nothing Gets You In The Holiday Spirit Like The Popping Sounds Coming From The Netflix Yule Log</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/38571910046http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/38571910046Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:42:48 -0500holidayspiritxmastreenetflixtvfireplace@AHSFX &#8220;It could be a wonderful wonderful world.&#8221; I knew there was something off with...http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35825586733http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35825586733Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:13:55 -0500AmericanHorrorStoryAHSFXFTWanandaroseanandaroseb<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjinhtLa61qad8k9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Say “Goodbye!” to my first wheelchair. The Jazzy and I were together for 11 years. It doesn’t work anymore so they’re taking it for parts. I’ll never forget the great times that would not have been possible without it. Stay tuned for a new video where i’ll talk about them. </p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35782474164http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35782474164Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:55:39 -0500JazzyWheelchairAnandaRoseBanandarosewheelchairgimp<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fqymcJRSbxI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody In the Back of Cop Car</p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35723094050http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35723094050Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:00:19 -0500Queenbohemianrhapsodydrunkftwanandarose<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aHjpOzsQ9YI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sanitysamalady.tumblr.com/post/20259563907/so-uhhhh-this-is-pretty-awesome" target="_blank">sanitysamalady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so uhhhh this is pretty awesome =]</p> </blockquote>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35702192138http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35702192138Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:00:08 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/57oUeO_OJMg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="long-title " id="eow-title" title="Gersberms(Yer Gervin Mah) - HnP ft. HAYLEY WILLIAMS & SWEDISH CHEF">Gersberms(Yer Gervin Mah) - HnP ft. HAYLEY WILLIAMS & SWEDISH CHEF</span></h1></p>http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35675255357http://sphincter-envy.tumblr.com/post/35675255357Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:44:41 -0500nerdistgersbermpsgoosebumpsgeekRLStinechrishardwick